Birthday: Jan. 14, 1966.
Birthplace: Memphis, Tenn.
Occupation: Actor.
Current home: Studio City, Calif.
Marital status: Single, but looking.
Working on: Playing Dennis on ABC’s Head of the Class; starring in The Big Picture, Happy Together and other movies; and writing TV and movie scripts.
My worst date: I ran into an old girlfriend, took her out and spent $170. All I got in return was a hug.
The last good movie I saw was: A Fish Called Wanda.
I stay home to watch: Late Night with David Letterman and bad sitcoms — I love them.
The book I’ve been recommending lately is: A Bartender’s Guide.
Favorite performer: John Belushi.
Every New Year’s I resolve: To keep track of my receipts, lose weight, keep my phone bill under $500 a month and get my teeth cleaned.
Nobody knows I’m: Really Elvis.
I’ve never been able to: Sit through an entire episode of The Facts of Life.
I’d give anything to meet: Paul McCartney.
A really great evening to me is: I have a date, and the girl goes back to my house of her own free will.
I knew I was a grown-up when I: Bought Q-Tips.
The best time of my life: Right now. I can go to any toy store and buy anything I want. I completed the Mr. Potato Head family last week.
My friends like me because: I carry a lot of cash.
Behind my back they say: “Was that food on his shirt?”
If I’ve learned one thing in life, it’s: Don’t listen to authority.
Major accomplishment: My income.
My most humbling experience: Go rent and see any of my early movies.
The one thing everybody has tried but me is: Moderation.
When people first meet me, they think I’m: Sweaty.
